After spilling wine on a textbook.

After spilling wine on a textbook.

When someone flirts with me after I’ve been reading for Bankruptcy for several hours.

When someone flirts with me after I’ve been reading for Bankruptcy for several hours.

When people noisily interrupt my nap on the quiet floor of the library.

When people noisily interrupt my nap on the quiet floor of the library.

When a prof calls me out for missing class.

When a prof calls me out for missing class.

When doctor’s staff or any acquaintance asks about my life.

When doctor’s staff or any acquaintance asks about my life.

When important appointments can’t be rescheduled but conflict with class.

When important appointments can’t be rescheduled but conflict with class.

When a guy I’m not interested in clearly thinks I’m lying to avoid going out with him.

When a guy I’m not interested in clearly thinks I’m lying to avoid going out with him.

Before a direct examination practical.

(…any kind of practical, really.)

Before a direct examination practical.

(…any kind of practical, really.)

In classes taught by defense attorneys.

In classes taught by defense attorneys.

Now that lawyeringprospects has been around for a year.

Now that lawyeringprospects has been around for a year.